Me.
50% Peranakan, 50% Cheena.
This 100% of me is made up of wonderful family and the loveliest friends, naive dreams, craziest jokes, countless unglamourous moments and definitely the liking for purple. Ultimate loves are ben& jerry's, pretty daisies, yummy eats, long bus-rides, juicy gossip and late nights out with the girlfriends(L). Mark my words, I'm gonna be a big thing some day.
Yakkity yakkity yak.
.Best Flens
annabelle.
angeline.
angelica.
ashlyn.
brenda.
cherlyn.
cheryl.
chewern.
christine.
chubin.
chunshu.
cindy.
clara.
clarissa.
danielF.
danielL.
deonH.
deonL.
derrick.
dingyi.
elissa.
eunice.
farah.
felicia.
germaine.
gladys.
huanwoon.
isabel.
isabella.
jasmon.
jeanelli.
jiahang.
jianxing.
jiaxin.
jocelyn.
joey.
kele.
kimberly.
laura.
liling.
luanchun.
michelle.
mr yee.
nicole.
peixuan.
perfect seven.
philene.
qianhui.
rachel.
sally.
serene.
serene(D).
shirlyn.
sihua.
siling.
sinfai.
singyan.
siqi.
szemin.
teresa.
tomomi.
tricia.
valerie.
vicky.
weeshan.
wendy.
weiqi.
wingyin.
xinlin.
xiwen.
yinghui.
yingsin.
yinshuen.
yijing.
yuling.
yvonne.
zann.
.Yesterdays.
August 2008
September 2008
October 2008
November 2008
December 2008
January 2009
February 2009
March 2009
April 2009
May 2009
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Sunday, November 30
I'D BE MISSING IN ACTION FROM TOMORROW TILL THURSDAY,
CRUISING ON THE OH-SO-BEAUTIFUL-IT'S-SPARKLY! SUPER STAR VIRGO;
PLEASE DO NOT CALL OR SMS ME; OR WE'LL BOTH HAVE TO PAY BIG BIG BUCKS HOR.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH :D
Ps.
GREAT BIG HUG goes out to Ong, Heng and Chua for a super fabulous day out;DD
THANKS goes out to Angeline, Serene, Faithe and other uber-nicenice people at EAoG
(Eg. Auntie Ai-lan, Stefanie, Avelene, Grace, Shujing, Nathan-danie(idk how spell!), Ben, uhh.. Daniel-lookalike (psps idk your name :x), and many others)for such a fun-filled day;
and of course to Latte for being so ever-so-nice ;) (heh also for the Kinder Bueno, and pleasepleaseplease get well soon alright!)
BON VOYAGE to jeanelli! ; yalayala I'd miss our talk-cock-sing-song sessions ;D eh don't forget my present kkkk! HAHAH xD have fun@ HK and miss me too babe! :D
I PROMISE miss vicky tjia a swimming date soonsoonsoon! ;))
MISS ME HELL LOADS; YOU KNOW YOU WILL *inserts wide grin :DD
LOVE, ME♥
Friday, November 28
GOOD MORNING WORLD!
I can't believe this but I actually woke up at like 6 today.
miracle seyy.
(eww I think I should stop all these "seyy" and "leyy"s - so freakin' lian D:)
LOL. I'm meeting Heng and Chua and probably Ong in less than 3hours.
I'm gonna catch a wonderful movayy with these gorgeous babes
-go on, be jealous *HEH.
and I have no idea what to wear.
THE MOTHER , I NEED MORE CLOTHES *blinks very hard XD
hahah kkk I'm supposed to be doing my journals!
I've barely finished 4. DIE LARH. D:
hokayy sidetrack abit:
I'm looking forward to "You have to survive kezzie gameshow" tomorrow ;DD
(oh gosh this sounds so cheesy+corny+OMG-so-funnehhh!)
and no, Mr. Latte, I can't find my goggles :X
PS. AND YOU OWE ME TWO KINDER BUENOS! XD
OHKAY TO END THIS NO-SUBSTANCE POST;
I DECLARE MISS VICKY TJIA AS "THE BEST SUPPORTER OF FIONA'S BLOG"!
and your prize is... uhh.. any suggestions? HEH ;DD
I can't believe this but I actually woke up at like 6 today.
miracle seyy.
(eww I think I should stop all these "seyy" and "leyy"s - so freakin' lian D:)
LOL. I'm meeting Heng and Chua and probably Ong in less than 3hours.
I'm gonna catch a wonderful movayy with these gorgeous babes
-go on, be jealous *HEH.
and I have no idea what to wear.
THE MOTHER , I NEED MORE CLOTHES *blinks very hard XD
hahah kkk I'm supposed to be doing my journals!
I've barely finished 4. DIE LARH. D:
hokayy sidetrack abit:
I'm looking forward to "You have to survive kezzie gameshow" tomorrow ;DD
(oh gosh this sounds so cheesy+corny+OMG-so-funnehhh!)
and no, Mr. Latte, I can't find my goggles :X
PS. AND YOU OWE ME TWO KINDER BUENOS! XD
OHKAY TO END THIS NO-SUBSTANCE POST;
I DECLARE MISS VICKY TJIA AS "THE BEST SUPPORTER OF FIONA'S BLOG"!
and your prize is... uhh.. any suggestions? HEH ;DD
Wednesday, November 26
TAG REPLIES!
KELE:D: HEHEH i in love with your sister! HAHHAHA weird!?!?!?
>LOL LOL LOL! i don't even have a sister! XD
vicky:D
`No lah no lah you don't want to keep Martin at all you want to keep the Clit guy by your side forever ha ha ha k you'll probably hate me alot not so I'll go drown myself @my bathtub miss me.
>EH CLIT GUY IS YOURS. happy drowning woman XD
`oooOOOoooOooOoOoOooOoOOooOooOOooOOooooooOOooOo
`That, btw, is not a spam. It's bubbles blown out my mouth- SEE HOW LONG I CAN LAST!
`ooooooOOOooOooOOoooOooooooOOOOOOooOO
>ONCE AGAIN, what's not to love about this girl!
`HI LOBSTER! I'M SEAWEED. WOOOO~~~~~~~
>HI SEAWEED! i'm more expensive. HAHA xD
`Eh, but at least he knows how to speak a little Chinese right! not like that LZX who can't speak Jap hurhur! )-:
hurhurhur LZX is better luh. admit it; you know you're dying to *smirks ;D
`{YourSecretAdmirer} Eh cannot cannot Fiona's mine already hwahahahah:-D
>aww i'm so bloody touched. I LOVE YOU HELL LOADS TOO K! ;D
gerontius
`tag....
`OH THANK YOU SO SO SO MUCH FOR THE BIRTHDAY WISH.
>hey you ripped this from our MSN convo! xD
`hahahahahhahahahahahahaha...........
`srorry.........
`*sorry...
`hahahahahhahahahahhaa......
`(YOU ARE SO WONDERFUL) NOT SO WONDERFUL
`(YOU ARE SO WONDERFULLY) NOT SO WONDERFUL
`thank YOU for giving me a birthday wish, and you ARE most welcomed by me in return, however SO, the not very WONDERFUL part of it still lies in the fact that it is 1 day late, but i will still accept
>EH WHAT. I did sms you on the day itself waddddddddd. EEEE YOU CON MAN! but in anyways, you're welcome XDD
huanwoon: FIONA! I didnt know you were so anti-smoker! HAHAHA! POPPED BY TO SAY HI!
>oh yes you bet i am. HAHAH HELLO WOONAYE! ;D
dan
`hey prettaye ;DD Hahah woohoo smoking are for people who want to kill their lungs / die faster. xDD
>my sentiments exactly. gorgeous people think alike ;)
`LOL secret admirer seyy . Ehhh why this sat cannot come Handsome demands to make yourself free LOL . ok joking(: See ya soon yeah ;DD
>AHEM; yala yala i'm going larh! hahah just for Christine and gang. don't think too much. HAHAH ;D eh i still don't understand why must bring showercap! XD
ZANN")
OHSOFIONA!! HAHAAA lucky you now huh! now that *ahem* is not in your class anymre but poor deon though D:
>ZENNNNN! hahah yesyes i think i'm damn lucky can! walau heng arh! yah poor deonD: they should put *ahem into some lousy class, seriously 8)
`ILY OKOK ::D HAHAA HAVE A GREAT YEAR AHEAD!!
>ILY BIG-TIME TOO ;) cya real soon, babe! ;D
YourSecretAdmirer: hi i'm a guy from your school and i think you're pretty:) eh you in dance arh? dance club all chiobu XDD
>oh hello(: uhh.. why, thank you! hahah yeah i'm in dance and i agree my fellow girlfriends in dance are gorgeous-looking 8D
jeaNELLI;: YEA MAN i totally agree with you. LZX is soo cuteee hahaha. ignore vicky. her taste isn't as good as ours. (;
>hahah good hair, good sense of humour, dancing pro ;DD OH GOD WHAT'S NOT TO LOVE! oh yesyes i've realised that long ago dear. HA HA V-KEY I'M JUST KIDDING. but seriously LZX is better than Anteng. XDD
joanne: ehh should post pics of us posing and waiting at old changkee *winks* xDD
>i wanted to! i couldn't goup from class blog D: LOL i didn't pose; betcha did, Miss Camwhore XD
Siling(:: Hey fiona!! See you next week k, lalalalal!
>SILING! WELCOME BACK TO SUNNY SG! I MISSED YOU KKK! hahah yesyes cya next week babe! ;D
Tuesday, November 25
"Eh The Daughter，做么你穿来穿去就是这几件衣服？
你没有衣服穿啊?
EH WE GO SHOPPING TODAY LARH! "
THE MOTHER, I LOVE YOU TRUCKLOADS.
especially when you ask Natasha and Jessica to come along.
hahah so we went shopping. DUH.
mum went with auntie Marianne; me with N and J ;D
LOL we wore our "little miss _____" tees and we looked awesome :DD
bought some tops and of course,
A BAG FOR THE NEW YEAR *mega-watt grin
had dinner@ Sakae's ;) J merely ordered a drink.
(when we each ordered a bento and grabbed those sushis like they're free)
J: "urgh. i'm so fat. i think i should fast for a month."
N: !?
F: "YOU.ARE.ANEROXIC.GOD.DAMN.IT."
seriously, Jess, I think you ought to eat a cow.
seriously, Jess, I think you ought to eat a cow.
XD!
hahah hokayy; time for update on CLASS OUTING! ;D
24.11.2008 [MONDAY]
so we met@ pp. reached at like 9.30!? HAHA saw sy& gerontius (rotting)
called wy at around 10- "OH I'M AT TANAH MERAH."
talk about on time being late (quote: Mr. Soon) XD
oh and of course, Jasmon overslept. and didn't even make it.
why are we not surprised? HA HA HA xD
rented bikes; shared twin bike with sy; didn't even have to peddle.
he asked me not to. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA xDD!
hokayy pics starting from our lunch@ mac's
gossip gossip gossip!~
then after, it's "HERE WE COME, SEA!" time. [oh god did i just say that!?]
clar; wy; me ;))
love-d the waves; not so much of the super-salty seawater xP
the guys and their "dam".
where were we?
oh we were just chillin' out in the sea; thinking: "AHH.. BOYS WILL BE BOYS."
lmao xD
tsk. wy is such a camwhore. only she know's a pic is being taken.
HAHA JK! xDD
US ;Doh jiaen and joanne were to lazy to get their asses down in the sea.
HAHAHAHA. xDD
uhh gerontius and chubin gaying xD
DID I MENTION CHUBIN TAO-POKED (now I know what that means)GERONTIUS!?
he looked super sex-cited (courtesy to vicky& jiaen for such an awesome word XD)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA XDD 
Natasha says this pic is artistic. LOL(!)
kkkk then we looked for a toilet, in hope of washing off all the sand in our hair/face/mouth/shirt/shorts/slippers/blahblah you get the idea.
AND WE HAD TO PAY 50CENTS EACH. VUDD-THE-HELL.
and me, wy, clar squeezed into i pathetic cubicle.
(cause we had to share clar's towel xP)
wy: "EH LIDDAT VERY BO-HUA EH. WE'RE PAYING $1.50 FOR THIS DAMN THING!?"
ohyahhorrrrrrrrr! walau tio scam luh.
THEN, we went to the bowling alley.
to uhh... BOWL ;D
the last one's me+wy. OH LET'S JUST SAY I'M NOT CUT OUT FOR BOWLING.
tzewei's my shifu. and i owe him 5cents. LOL xD
i'm gonna get better kkk!
CHALET WE GO PLAY HOR! ;))
super-unglam pics of us; LOL sy want take pic tell us larh. XD
- END-lol bit abrupt uh?
looking forward to dance outing& of course, CLASS CHALET ;D
LOVE, me♥
Monday, November 24
SY POST THE PICS LIAO.
GO CLASS BLOG SEE ;D
i post tomorrow larh kkkk.
I need inspiration to come up with better captions than
"water time for singyan!!!!!"
and
"waves very big today.......
tsunami!!!!!!!!!!!! run!!!!!!!!!!"
*
Seriously, singyan.
HA HA HA HA HA HA xDD
k larh- credits to you for our unglam-but-damn-cute pics ;D
OH NO, vicky;
luo zhixiang doesn't look like
"some ordinary guy who sells lousy chicken rice at some dirty hawker centre."
HE'S AT LEAST
some unordinary guy who sells high-class char kway tiao at some posh food court
HOKAY somehow that doesn't sound anymuch better.
Anteng's just plain good-looking-so-hot-it-hurts.
BUT luo zhixiang's got a good sense of humour ;D
plus, Anteng seriously needs to polish up his chinese.
HA HA HA xD
luo zhixiang doesn't look like
"some ordinary guy who sells lousy chicken rice at some dirty hawker centre."
HE'S AT LEAST
some unordinary guy who sells high-class char kway tiao at some posh food court
HOKAY somehow that doesn't sound anymuch better.
Anteng's just plain good-looking-so-hot-it-hurts.
BUT luo zhixiang's got a good sense of humour ;D
plus, Anteng seriously needs to polish up his chinese.
HA HA HA xD
AHHH OH GOD I LOOK LIKE A LOBSTER NOW! D:
(fresh one summore)
(fresh one summore)
zxzxz(!) and to think I actually bothered to apply sunscreen. !#$%^&*
anyone hungry? I think my arms are ready to be feasted on. D:
AND OH MY POOR NOSE! IF YOU THINK RUDOLPH'S IS RED, WAIT TILL YOU SEE MINE.
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!
OKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOK
So my disgusting sunburn isn't exactly the focus of today's class outing.
BUT STILL!
ugh! I'm totally drained out now zzz~
and I'm overwhelmed with even more fatigue at the sight of my depressingly bare wallet ):
kkk I'll update on today when sy posts the pics ;D
Meanwhile,
get yourselves entertained silly with my not-so-crazy-craze with Camprock xD
Eye color:
Brown: I threw a pillow at ....
Green: I slapped ....
Blue: I danced with ....
Blue-green: F*cked with ....
Other: I kissed ....
Hair color:
Brown: ...Nick Jonas ...
Blonde: ...Kevin Jonas ...
Black: ...Joe Jonas ...
Red: ...Miley Cyrus ...
Other: ...Hannah Montana ...
Shirt color:
White: ....cause he/she is too gay to handle anything else.
Black: ....cause he/she wasn't emo enough.
Pink: ....cause he/she liked me.
Blue: ....cause thats just the way i roll.
Red: ....cause he/she said he/she loved me.
Yellow: ....cause he/she wouldn't shut up.
Green: ....cause he/she is gay.
Other: ....cause he/she stole my fish.
I KISSED JOE JONAS BECAUSE HE WOULDN'T SHUT UP.
XD!
Saturday, November 22
YES DON'T DOUBT YOURSELF; I CREATED THIS ;DDsave your compliments ;)[if you might have any XD]
cause the next minute or so will be congested with antagonism. D: D:
okay here goes (takes a deep breath):
WALAU CAO AH BENG YOU SMOKE WHAT SMOKE!
SUMMORE PUFF THE GOD DAMN EXHAUST RIGHT IN MY FACE. @!#$%^&*
YOU WANT DIE ISSIT! I CALL BACK UP ON YOU ARH!
AND NO YOU HOOD, I DON'T WANT YOUR CANCER STICK!!
oh god I seriously can't stand people who smoke man D:
especially those who act like as if it makes them "cool".
COOL MY FOOT. EVEN MY FOOT IS COOLER THAN YOUR STUPID TOBACCO.
HELLO!?! do you know that damn stick contains toxic chemicals like:
DDT (used in detergents); Tar (used to cover road surfaces), blahblah
AND NOT FORGETTING TO MENTION YOUR WONDERFUL CONTRIBUTION OF GREENHOUSE GASES TO OUR PATHETIC ATMOSPHERE.
Oh for god's sake- Quit smoking. Unless you enjoy seeing your lung become chaota like a piece of burnt bakwa. Dx [oh i rhyme!]
HOKAYY enough of lamenting; today was a great day, in fact (besides this)
so.. I got my books, gave the mother a shock with the amount payable,
almost fainted at the sight of how damn thick the math and science books were.
[x.x] LOL. die larh. how am i gonna walk to school next year? zxzxzxzxzxz HAHA XD
then after went k-boxing with the cousins ;DD
haha long time since I last k-boxed. DYLAN KOR TREAT AGAIN xD
LOL Natasha-jie more pro; neh even bring wallet out. HA HA HA YOU GOOD XD
well we were there to cheer Charmaine up actually.
come on girl! 232 for PSLE isn't all that bad right! CHEER UP KKK! ;DD
I love my cousins big-time ♥♥
took alot of pics-with the cam (and I have no idea why the cable doesn't work)
so, no pics. SORREHHHH D:
might be going on a movie date with these darlings on Monday
so I'm not sure if I can make it for class outing D:
but I'm going for the chalet, definitely ;)
okokokokokokok i gtg now very abrupt I know :X
my dad's like popping outta nowhere, staring at what I'm typing.
so, I LOVE YOU DAD [THOUGH YOU'RESO TYRANT AND NAG SO MUCH]
OKOKOK I'LL SHUT DOWN THE COMP NOW HA HA HA XD
LOVE, me♥
Friday, November 21
#F!ONAA luhh™ [-oh, whatever] says:EH. WURD CLIT GUY HUH HUH HUH!?
#F!ONAA luhh™ [-oh, whatever] says:
GO DROWN YOURSELF LUHH(!)
GO DROWN YOURSELF LUHH(!)
[c=14][a=#F5CEF7][i][a=#FF008]vicky㋡[/a] [/i][/a][/c] says:
I'm still drowning myself do not disturb.
I'm still drowning myself do not disturb.
[c=14][a=#F5CEF7][i][a=#FF008]vicky㋡[/a] [/i][/a][/c] says:
Ha ha ha ha ha (-:
#F!ONAA luhh™ [-oh, whatever] says:
eeee! drink detergent luh you!
[c=14][a=#F5CEF7][i][a=#FF008]vicky㋡[/a] [/i][/a][/c] says:
KkkkkkkkkkKKK! :D
KkkkkkkkkkKKK! :D
#F!ONAA luhh™ [-oh, whatever] says:
FASTER! GO! QUICK! NOW! I COMMAND!
[c=14][a=#F5CEF7][i][a=#FF008]vicky㋡[/a] [/i][/a][/c] says:
I am.
[c=14][a=#F5CEF7][i][a=#FF008]vicky㋡[/a] [/i][/a][/c] says:
Aw it tastes soapy.
[c=14][a=#F5CEF7][i][a=#FF008]vicky㋡[/a] [/i][/a][/c] says:
#F!ONAA luhh™ [-oh, whatever] says:
HOW CAN YOU NOT LOVE A GIRL LIKE THIS?
On the note that CHUA says she's committing a crime by eating chocolate chip ice-cream though she hasn't fully recovered from her cough; #F!ONAA luhh™ [-oh, whatever] says:
eh you evil monster stop eating the blardy ice-cream larhzxzxzxzxzxzx
(i'm getting so good at this zxzxz stuff XD)
#KELE HEARTS says:
hahah i control so many days alr eh! :D
#F!ONAA luhh™ [-oh, whatever] says:
later you cough your lung out arh! XD
#KELE HEARTS says:
oh that's gross. ok i'll stop.
#KELE HEARTS says:
I KEEP THE ICE CREAM ALR! O:
HA HA HA I'M SO GOOD IN PERSUADING PEOPLE. *big wide grin
`CHUA ARH! BE A GOOD GIRL AND KEEP ALL THAT I-SCREAM FOR MOI.
IT'S ALL FOR YOUR OWN GOOD XD
nehneh! datemedatemedatemedatemedatemedateme~~
we go watch movie kkk! ask Heng too ;D
LOVES!
Thursday, November 20
okokokokok super fast post i gtg in like a minute.
i cooked my own spaghetti bolognaise.
i didn't burn down the kitchen.
and surprisingly it turned out nice yo!
QUICK HIRE ME AS YOUR COOK ;D
and i promise un-boring lunches/dinners everday *grins
i might be getting my books tomorrow 8)
Mockingbird is getting interesting ;DD
and i think i rock.
okayye so the last one's abit off track.
kkkkkkk i really gotta run now.
oh andand lastly,
SILING! ALL THE BEST-SUPERLATIVES-I-CAN-EVER-COME-UP-WITH FOR YOUR DANCE EXAM TOMORROW! AND DON'T BE A PARANOID FREAK CAUSE YOU'RE DAMN GOOD AND WE KNOW IT;DD
loves♥
i cooked my own spaghetti bolognaise.
i didn't burn down the kitchen.
and surprisingly it turned out nice yo!
QUICK HIRE ME AS YOUR COOK ;D
and i promise un-boring lunches/dinners everday *grins
i might be getting my books tomorrow 8)
Mockingbird is getting interesting ;DD
and i think i rock.
okayye so the last one's abit off track.
kkkkkkk i really gotta run now.
oh andand lastly,
SILING! ALL THE BEST-SUPERLATIVES-I-CAN-EVER-COME-UP-WITH FOR YOUR DANCE EXAM TOMORROW! AND DON'T BE A PARANOID FREAK CAUSE YOU'RE DAMN GOOD AND WE KNOW IT;DD
loves♥
Dear VICKY:
I really don't know how to tell you this, but our affair is over. I think I realized it when I threw up in your camping car and I saw you sit on my best friend. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning your old lottery coupons to you, but I'll keep your neighbour Martin as a memory. You should also know that I always will remember a new life as a clone. Go and drown yourself. -FIONA.
OH MY GOD HA HA HA XD
for sheer amusement only; no animals were harmed in the process ;D
Dear (the last person who left a comment on your blog):
I really don't know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it (2) (3) and I saw you (4) (5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) (11).___(12)___,-Your name-
1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister
2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes
3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife
4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out
5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk
6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed
7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks
8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service
9. The first letter of your name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college
10. The last letter in your name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked
11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics
12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family
Ps. this was supposed to be posted at around 4; Blogger's gettin' abit cranky D:
I really don't know how to tell you this, but our affair is over. I think I realized it when I threw up in your camping car and I saw you sit on my best friend. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning your old lottery coupons to you, but I'll keep your neighbour Martin as a memory. You should also know that I always will remember a new life as a clone. Go and drown yourself. -FIONA.
OH MY GOD HA HA HA XD
for sheer amusement only; no animals were harmed in the process ;D
Dear (the last person who left a comment on your blog):
I really don't know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it (2) (3) and I saw you (4) (5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) (11).___(12)___,-Your name-
1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister
2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes
3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife
4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out
5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk
6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed
7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks
8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service
9. The first letter of your name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college
10. The last letter in your name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked
11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics
12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family
Ps. this was supposed to be posted at around 4; Blogger's gettin' abit cranky D:
Wednesday, November 19
OH GOSH SILING WE ARE SO LAME! WE ARE ACTUALLY PLAYING TIC-TAC-TOE ON MSN AS I TYPE THIS. EH HURRY UP LUH YOU.
HAHAHAH OH GOD SAVE US FROM ROTTING! XD
HOMG I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M SAYING THIS BUT I'M ACTUALLY MORE INTERESTED IN MOCKINGBIRD THAN USING THE COM.
oh-kayy; so not entirely true considering the fact that i'm here.
i've given up Mockingbird for you dear readers out there! honoured right!
HA HA HA HA HAHA sheer BHB-ness seyy.
planned to go to the gym with Dylan kor and Natasha jie;
but we the three lazy pigs decided to hang out at Starbucks instead.
and guess which Gentleman had to give a treat again?
HEH. okay Dylan kor- if you happen to see this, THANKYOU!
(and no, you ain't no gentleman- cause gentlemen don't gossip. HAHAHA XD)
HOKAYYY no more crappin' around. hahah ;D
i made a brave decision not to reply to individual tags cause it'd take up precious time which i'm gonna use for doing the quizzes and of course, MOCKINGBIRD ;)
so here's something real general:
HELLO! to all those who said hi ;)
LINK REQUESTS are fufilled to classmates-to-be and yes i look forward to our 2009 ;)
QUIZZES will be comin' up in the very next minute; so hold your hats! ;D
and yesyesyes I WILL BE TAGGING YOU PEEPS ;D
and oh right; for the record:
ii33eE lUrBxZxZx eUuuxx aellzx ferrrzxxz keepinqqzxz mmiiieeee tagggyyyyyyy alivezxx n3HieXzXZ! MUACKZXCZXCZXCZXCZ!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH i'm getting SO good at this, (CHUA)!
Pick your birth month→ Strike out anything that doesn’t apply to you→ Bold the five-ten that best apply to you→ Copy to your blog→ Tag 10 people from your friends list
JULY: Fun to be with.(:
1) the last person who tagged you is:
!HENG ;D
2) your relationship with him/her is:
she's my HENG and i'm her LEONG; i love her to bits and she'd better too! XD
3) your impression on him/her is:
uber prettaye and popular; one that will kill to have fun and of course, NICE FRINGE;D
4) the most memorable thing he/she has done for you:
she listened to me grudge grudge grudge and swore like no one's business *smirks
5) the most memorable thing he/she said to you:
"HEY! you.are.not.a.bore what the shi.t dont anyhow talk LUV(:"
6) if he/she becomes your lover you will:
buy her a diamond ring; YEAH RIGHT. XD
7) if he/she becomes your lover, a thing he/she has to improve on will be:
uhh uhh uhh... make my fringe nice too(?) LOL she's already perfect, IDIOT.
8) if he/she becomes your enemy, the reason will be:
we are both too concerned with our fringe. HA HA HA xDD
9)the most desired thing you wanna do for him/her now is:
DIY something cool for her x'mas prezzie ;D
10) your overall impression on him/her is:
897872167171641631504048406691094978946130 stars! ;DD
11)how you think people around you feel about you:
uhh. idk eh. nothing nasty; i hope ;)
12) the character you love about yourself is:
EVERYTHING. even the most microscopic mole; cause it's MINE ;D
13)on the contrary, the character you hate about yourself is:
over-sensitivity(?)
14) the most ideal person you wanna be is:
ME *inserts big wide grin XD
15) name 6 people that first come to your mind
1. deon
2. siling
3. kele
4. jeanelli
5. joanne
6. amanda
16) who is no. 6 having a relationship with? [amanda]
uhh no one, i think; unless of course, you count ME ;D
17) what is no. 2 studying about? [siling]
why, none other than 9SUB! smart ass~~ XD
18) when was the last time you had a chat with no. 3? [kele]
oh a day or two ago; convo topic: ahem-ahem. *SMIRKS AT KELE ;D
19) does no. 1 have any siblings? [deon]
DARREN HENG(:
20) will you woo no. 3? [kele]
!definitely; so we can twit twit twit until we die XD
21) what's the surname of no. 5? [joanne]
oh i haven't the faintest idea; but i believe she goes by the name TAYHUILINGJOANNE XD
22) what's the hobby of no. 4? [jeanelli]
talkcocksingsong HAHAHA xDD
23) where is no. 2 studying at? [siling]
CHUNG CHENG OH-SO-CHEENA! HIGH SCHOOL. xD
24) talk something casual about no.1? [deon]
she has VERY NICE FRINGE(:
25) what colour does no. 4 like? [jeanelli]
Green, if i'm not wrong; blue also right! (:
26) are no. 1 and 5 best friends? [deon; joanne]
they don't even know each other(?) .__.
27) how did you get to know no. 2? [siling]
28) does no. 1 have any pets? [deon]
uhh i don't think so(?) unless, of course you count that kuku turtle XD
oh and lastly,
HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY !GERONTIUS-I-CAN-BOMBARD-YOU-WITH-MY-SUPER-PROFOUND-VOCAB-BUT-HELL-YEAH-I'M-A-REALLY-NICE-GUY ;))
oh my karma~ HECK.
Sunday, November 16
oh gosh i'm like seriously lazy these few days.
lazy to blog; lazy to plurk; (Oh my Karma~)
tsktsktsk.
oh-kay; the pics as promised(:
though they're like history; i mean FOND MEMORIES ;D
the ever-so-prettaye owner of the room ;)
my favourite thing in her room(:
damn cute; what do you call it, Heng? jaja?lala?
a ghastly pic; when i was trying to tou-pai Chua.*shrieks
Siling and i(: with deon and kele in front of us trying to uhh... take a photo of us taking a photo.
! nehmind i don't think you geddit. anyway, LOL xD
in deon's oh-so-interesting! LOO.
spastic faces; with Heng singing [I Want it All]"Don't you see that bigger is better and better is bigger~~ "
OH AND; WE HEART SHARPAY MORE THAN GABRIELLA(:
my favourite pic ;DD
done with the hair! *like finally* 
@ AJISEN'S; evidence that Chua really enjoyed her soup((:quizzes coming up soon; promise promise!
tag replies; sooner!
oh man- this procrastinating ain't good D:
but soonsoonsoonsoonsoonsoonsoon,
I SUMPA ACROSS MY HEART ON MY UHH UHH.. YALA I SWEAR LARH K! XD
oh and hahah to '2rpsuxdick':
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA XDD
you know what, loser?
you're just a big fat joke; not forgetting to mention uncilivised.
YOU BARBARIAN DESERVE NONE OF OUR PRECIOUS ATTENTION.
we sympathise your lil' problem; we try not to get into conflicts with you
yet you come and aggravate us.
what? you want to fight us? EWW that's so gross.
ever wonder why we laugh our tonsils out for your every little action?
because you're making a fool outta yourself;
and FYI, to us, it's so damn insignificant that we're not even bothered to get worked up.
why waste your breath? get a life leave us alone you jerk!
oh and yes we know it's you, Mr. Yu Xiang.
Friday, November 14
HELLO WORLD!
cutting the crap,
i'm in THREE GEE-ARE'09
with
JIA EN; CHENG HUI; XIN LIN; CHERLYN; YING HUI; FELICIA; WING YEE;
QIAN HUI; JOEY; NICOLE; SZE MIN;XI WEN; YAN ZHAN; JOCELYN; WEI QI;
SERAPH; SHIRLYN; YAN JIE; LUAN CHUN; XINRUI; NOELLE; MEILING; ZHONGHAO
HO HUAN; DANIEL; JOSHUA; MITCHELL; TAI QUAN; DEON;
NICK; ZHENYU; RENG TIAN; YI GE; JIAN XING; SHAOHANG
not that bad afterall, eh?
24 girls; 12 guys.
that's two-thirds. 66.6%recurring.
wellwell; what does this tell you about my maths huh? okokokok LOL ;D
as compared to:
IT's 31 girls; 7 guys [!?!?! IMBAAAA xD]
and thus i conclude:
FEMALE=THE DOMINANT GENE. LOL XD
haha i think my class people are nice. I THINK.
well except for the ahem-you-know-who-and-i-shan't-say(s)
looking forward to 2009. ;)
okayye to conclude; and for the non-existent record,
[b][c=0]*//F.iONAA//♠™ !my metamorphorsis[/c][/b] says:
iiee luRbzxzxczzxc euUzxczxc nehhhhhhhzxczx!
[b][c=0]*//F.iONAA//♠™ !my metamorphorsis[/c][/b] says:
HOMG HA HA HA! I'M GETTING SO GOOD AT THIS XD
#KELE ABSOLUTELY says:
WRONG! its-->
#KELE ABSOLUTELY says:
iIeEe LuRbzXzXzXz eUuzXXzx n3hZxzx!!! mUacKzxzXzX!!
HAHAHAHAH CHUA YOU GOOD! XDD
hokayy goodnight sweets; sleep tight, don't let the bed bugs bite((:
♥
cutting the crap,
i'm in THREE GEE-ARE'09
with
JIA EN; CHENG HUI; XIN LIN; CHERLYN; YING HUI; FELICIA; WING YEE;
QIAN HUI; JOEY; NICOLE; SZE MIN;XI WEN; YAN ZHAN; JOCELYN; WEI QI;
SERAPH; SHIRLYN; YAN JIE; LUAN CHUN; XINRUI; NOELLE; MEILING; ZHONGHAO
HO HUAN; DANIEL; JOSHUA; MITCHELL; TAI QUAN; DEON;
NICK; ZHENYU; RENG TIAN; YI GE; JIAN XING; SHAOHANG
not that bad afterall, eh?
24 girls; 12 guys.
that's two-thirds. 66.6%recurring.
wellwell; what does this tell you about my maths huh? okokokok LOL ;D
as compared to:
IT's 31 girls; 7 guys [!?!?! IMBAAAA xD]
and thus i conclude:
FEMALE=THE DOMINANT GENE. LOL XD
haha i think my class people are nice. I THINK.
well except for the ahem-you-know-who-and-i-shan't-say(s)
looking forward to 2009. ;)
okayye to conclude; and for the non-existent record,
[b][c=0]*//F.iONAA//♠™ !my metamorphorsis[/c][/b] says:
iiee luRbzxzxczzxc euUzxczxc nehhhhhhhzxczx!
[b][c=0]*//F.iONAA//♠™ !my metamorphorsis[/c][/b] says:
HOMG HA HA HA! I'M GETTING SO GOOD AT THIS XD
#KELE ABSOLUTELY says:
WRONG! its-->
#KELE ABSOLUTELY says:
iIeEe LuRbzXzXzXz eUuzXXzx n3hZxzx!!! mUacKzxzXzX!!
HAHAHAHAH CHUA YOU GOOD! XDD
hokayy goodnight sweets; sleep tight, don't let the bed bugs bite((:
♥