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8 July's my day.

50% Peranakan, 50% Cheena.
This 100% of me is made up of wonderful family and the loveliest friends, naive dreams, craziest jokes, countless unglamourous moments and definitely the liking for purple. Ultimate loves are ben& jerry's, pretty daisies, yummy eats, long bus-rides, juicy gossip and late nights out with the girlfriends(L). Mark my words, I'm gonna be a big thing some day.



Yakkity yakkity yak.


Thursday, March 26

First week of new school term has been . ..... ..utterly crazy hectic.
And I'm hating my pathetic health. Falling ill so often I can't even believe it myself.
Caught a stupid cold that led to a stupid fever that went uncontrollably high to 39.2 degrees.
MUST BE ALL THAT UNNECESSARY ANXIETY FROM THE CHINESE ORALS.
I was literally shaking with fear, I tell you.
.. ...... I dare not recount man.

Well it actually started with Man United losing that stupid game 0-4.
Thanks to some dweeb who screwed the entire game with a handball, Paul... Paul-something.
HOW CAN LAR PLZ. MAN U LEI. MAN U LEI. MAN U LEI.
but I'm glad chelsea lost lar teehee :D

A maths paper was a complete fiasco, with all the '+' signs written as '-' and vice versa.
Call me a genius manzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
I COULD HAVE AT LEAST PASSED OKAY !!!
Partial Fractions Quiz was kindaf screwed too cause I actually cancelled my CORRECT answer, tried another method, got the SAME, CORRECT answer.
AND BLOODILY LEFT THE DAMN QUESTION BLANK.
Please refer to moi as Smartest Person in this Universe.

On a lighter note,
Emath lesson today was fantabulous,
One of the greatest reasons was the postponed test on Matrices.
Which I mugged for like an eye-diot because someone didn't tell me it was cancelled because she was too obsessed with her newly-bought guppies, hor nicole.

Oh yeah and Mr. Yee was like super high ha ha.
Mr. Yee: "Eh? Tai-tai(refers to Cherlyn) never come school today ah?"
Deon: "Oh she drinking yan wo(bird's nest) at home lar."
only the few of us heard it but,
(Mr. Yee bursts out laughingguffawing-- BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA~~)
(class gets into awkward silence with puzzled faces)
class: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!

Dance was okay(what a common word ha ha)
Waist still hurts so I'm praying it won't break anytime before/ after SYF.
speaking of which, is in... 19 days. whoa.
Went to Amd's house after dance to accompany her get her ballet stuff before making our way to parkway to get pins so random right ha ha.
Ended up exploring her house, camwhoring etc. heh///

I'm busy uhh, pigging out on a Subway cookie now; will upload photos next post (:

Ps. XIWEN GO CUT BANGS LAR GO CUT BANGS LAR B)

Saturday, March 21

OMFG I GOT A FISHIN' F9 FOR MY AMATHS TEST
WHEN THE PRC THAT TOPPED MY CLASS GOT 88
9 OUT OF 40 PEOPLE IN MY CLASS PASSED.
WHAT IS THIS MAN!!!!!!!1!!!
MY FIRST F9 EVER WL I WANT DIE ALR LAR :'(
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
F9 LEI
F9 LEI
F9 LEI
F9 LEI
F9 LEI
F9 LEI
F9 LEI
F9 LEI
F9 LEI
F9 LEI
F9 LEI
(breathes)
F9 LEI
F9 LEI
F9 LEI
F9 LEI
F9 LEI
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okay so it's over, no point getting so upset
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F9 LEI ):


Hey there, life's such a big fat joke ain't it?
(I typed a chunk of words here but idk why they disappeared D:)

Riiiiiiiiiight.
Feeling kindaf annoyed now.
My dad "accidentally" deleted messenger on BOTH the desktop and my laptop.
Grrrrrreat.
Apparently he wants me to be some no life geek and mug away all day.
and hopefully with a lot of luck save some moolah cause I'd be stuck home forever.
Naaaaaaah.
You're not gonna get whatcha' want, dear daddy.
I've just re-downloaded messenger. No sweat at all.
Yaaaaaaay.

Dance today was sheer exhausting.
Got used to all that gross perspiration, disgusting dripping-wet hair etc.
Back leg sucks though I caught it. Waist in a horrible state.
It was great anyway, well... in a way hurhur.

I'm munching on a fuji apple now.
I think if I eat enough apples I might just turn into one.
and then I won't have to worry about those sickening journals.
Bottomline: I LIKE FUJI APPLES.

okay nehhhhhhmind.

I think I'm gaining unnecessary weight from all that glucose-drinks.
pfttt. stupid low blood pressure since cp.
I'm gonna lose weight man.
I'm gonna...
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OH I KNOW!!
I'm gonna abstain from fizzy drinks.
OH YEAH, I'm gonna do just that.
HEH I'm so pleased with my new resolution so I'm gonna be a good girl
to ponder over if Oberon is a dictator and with a lot of luck do that lit assignment.

(edit)THIS IS SUCH A MEANINGLESS POST(/edit)


won't be updating as frequent.
you know why... ):

Wednesday, March 18

Hi.
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I think I've forgotten how to blog hurhur.

Anyway, school days after my recovery haven't been so great.
Totally overwhelmed with unwanted stress from studies, trying so hard to catch up with the teachers' pace was no easy feat, kindaf broke down from all that crashing absolute functions and whatnot, flunk the chem paper that was done in the staff room- no surprise for the kid was bawling like an idiot with his mama whacking him so hard as she listens impatiently at the teacher lament about him. Whatever lar I don't make sense.

Oh right,
results were a total disappointment with two ugly Bs on my disgusting report.

Still, dear daddy, that doesn't give you an opportunity to demoralise me with your wonderful disparaging remarks. I hope you know I've given my best and probably accept the fact that your daughter isn't a born genius. You can never seem to be satisfied with my achievements, like even for my As, you begrudge me for not getting better grades. Time and again I've gotten so bloody depressed over your stupid remarks and now I've learnt that I shouldn't even give two hoots because you're like all out to put me down. No, it isn't encouragement in any form in case you thought it might have been. Oh right, it isn't fair you make me stay at home all day long even in the holidays just to mug like an idiot because I need a life hurhur. It's not like I'm committing vice or anything, I'm just gonna catch a movie. As simple as that, dear daddy. I know studies are important but that's not the only thing that composes my life. I hope you see this though you'd probably ban me from the com/laptop forever but, I hope you see this. I really do.
With love, your lousy daughter.


.... .. ...... .... okay, enough of ranting.

here are some peek-chures from. uhh. superrrr long ago ha ha.

Felicia's birthday
(this must not be posted this must not be posted this must not be posted)
WH-OOPS(!)
"OH MY GOD I'M SO SEXYYYY~~!"
hahahahahahahahah wtheck.
I think I'm having a clue why it's called Twister.
snapjack. eh I WAS winning one okayyyy.
oh right, blackjack with cashew nuts as bets ha ha :D
Joshua don't aa larrrr!! teehee xD
LOL NICOLE ha ha. eh DL you look like a paedophile ahahahaha XDD ?

SOME RANDOM LITERATURE CLASS . . . Not hard to tell who's piece of art is this huh(?)
their guessing game again, hahaha velly entertaining, I say C:
and on some random pe day.. (:
SOME RANDOM MONDAY
when my idol camwhored like... like.. like a camwhore. HAHAHA!
TAKEN WITH MY PHONE, ACTIVATE AS MY WALLPAPER SUMMORE. (!!!)
"This angle will make me look cuter right!"
"Wah seh not bad lei!!"
"Try again try again!!"
"Eh nice riiiiightttttttt!!~~" XDDD

CHAYI KE
the pictures are horribly unglam so I won't post, lest someone comes after me with a chopper.
but here's something quirky-->
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OMGAWD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!?

AND SOME RANDOM DANCE DAY ;)
HAHAHAHAHAHA the day kele the neh went berserk :O
LOL BIMBO LAR RACHEL HA HA HA.
kele the neh obscene arrrrr. teehee she's gonna keeeel me XDD
Okay, fastforward..........?

TRIP TO SUPREME COURT

all the pains taken for xinlin to take a pic ha ha me taking felicia take me. hurhur B) this is really. pretty. (: (:

xinlin looks like a tourist right right right!!!
there's alot more but I'm .. I'm uhh...... uhh too lazy to post ha ha
right, ttfn world :*

Thursday, March 12

HELLO WORLD I'M IN PHOTOGRAPHY NOW AND I'M SLACKIN' HA HA HA NOT TOO DIFFICULT TO TELL HUH. I'VE TOTALLY SCREWED MY TESTS SO YEAH DON'T BOTHER ASKING AND OH YES PHYSICS PAPER WAS A KILLER AND I'M TOTALLY PREPARED TO GET A BIG FAT F ON MY PAPER. WELL I HAVE AN AMATH PAPER LATER AND SERAPH SAYS I SHOULDN'T BOTHER STUDYING BECAUSE IT ISN'T VERY POSSIBLE TO PASS.
RIIIIIIGHT.
JOY TO THE WORLD.
INSTEAD OF DOING MY ASSIGNMENT, I'M HERE TO UPDATE MY SILLY BLOG.
WELL DONE, FIONA!! ;D
I JUST ASKED SERAPH IF I SHOULD BLOG ABOUT HER
AND SHE ATROCIOUSLY SAID YES.
OMGAWD I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS SHE'S TURNING INTO A DEON LIM.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
SHE CLAIMS TO BE A VELLY NICE PERSON.
TAIQUAN AND HOHUAN JUST COME OVER TO SAY HI.
AND TAIQUAN IS SLACKING TOO.
HIS SHIRT IS UNTUCKED.
HE CUT HIS HAIR.
YAY.
KELE'S FRENCH BRAID IS ULTRA NICE AND SHE'S LESS THAN 2 METRES AWAY.
WE'RE GONNA BUY TALENTIME TICKETS.
WE'RE GONNA GO TO CLARKE QUAY TO TAKE PHOTOGRAPHS.
AND NOW SERAPH IS STARING INTO WHAT I'M TYPING.
AND I'M STARING INTO HER SCREEN
WHICH DISPLAYS SOME EMO WOMAN PHOTO. HECK.
OKAY I JUST HEARD THE BELL RING.
SO THAT MEANS, LESSON'S OVER,
SERAPH SAYS WE'RE GOING FOR RECESS.
I THINK.
K JIAEN YOU BETTER COME TO MY CLASS IF YOU WANT THE SONGS.
OR I'LL WALLOP YOU.
INTO A MEATBALL.
LIKE... MR. FAT-ASS PAEDOPHILE.

Tuesday, March 10

I'M SO TOTALLY SCREWED.
don't ask why plz ):